Midsummer

Me and katarina celebrating the strange pagan ritual called midsummer feest.

We where pretty drunk when this picture was taken as i should never have done that odd face otherwise..no..hell no..But katta looks great though like a little cupcake.

Göteborg in my hart

As i was walking through the great park yesterday it came to me...I'm so in love with this town!
You know it was one of this nice pre-summer evenings, 25 degrees, bare legs and the park all covered with thick barbecue fog. People toasting their rosé wine together, so hard and so enthusiastic that all you could hear, passing by was one big but yet so tender, klirrrr. So as i walked with my shiny black bike i thought about how much I've missed this. Even the mosquito's seemed as a romantic side kicker. Then later that night as we where sitting at the bar, sipping our beer, Tomas my friend got a mosquito bite, right on the lip. He now looks like he is harelipped.

working late

im sitting at my new job working late, its almost 22 and i've to hang around here for another hour..it kind of nice though, the tv is running in the background, CSI new york, which is, btw nothing compared to CSI Las Vegas...People look so dressed up in the new york version, all shiny and combed....hmm...well thats that.....

Van Morrison days

If you have ever heard the song, brighter side of the road, by Van (the man) Morrison..you know what I'm talking about when i refer to a Van Morrison day...i mean look at him, its great...The brighter side of the road type of days are coming to town...The sun is shining, dogs are running in the green grass, people kissing in public, a little butterfly is clapping his wings, birds are feeding each other...someone is walking, carrying a watermelon...oops he dropped it, and starts to laugh, the baker with fresh baked bread, the butcher with a big smile cleaning his knifes, the bees making honey, the man who carries flowers hurrying home to his pregnant wife, someone starts to dribble a ball and now the hole street gets engaged...phu...
yes..spring cant come soon enough
peace out

psssst...ey waaaazzzzup.. he whispered as i past him by..
do you wanna buy something..i got it all lady..name your flavour, name your pick...and I'm your man...
I got chocked here was clearly one of those gangster dogs that you sometimes read about. Apparently they hang around certain spots downtown, looking all cute, pretending to be mans best friend..but no no they are just out there for the moneey, trying to suck good people like me down that slippery road of crime and abuse..
aaa.a a...mr..i said waving my finger at his nose..who are you kidding i know your type..I'm not buying anytheeng from youuu...who do you think you r fooling with your expensive accessories and puppy eyes..not me at least..i can tell you so much...you burn in hell now.....

Hahaha i laughed as i continued my walk...
i certainly showed that little ghetto bastard where to put it...

non-smoking

Yesterday just as i was about to fall a sleep, i got clear awake...after taking care of that annoying itch on my left pinkie toe...i said to myself..tomorrow, tomorrow will be the day when you try to quiet smoking...i heard a silent fanfar and fell asleep...so when i woke up this morning i did my usual morning routine, cold water on my face, coffee and a cigarette..just as i was about to lit that lovely stick of loveliness i remembered..wait a minute..wasn't i suppose to do something today..well..i smoked the cigarette anyway, thinking that maybe this will be my last one for a while.. tried to get all dramatic about it, pushing hard for those tears, but it didn't happen, it was clear that my mind didn't believe a shit of my vision last night...but i went downtown without taking any cigarettes with me..and i must say it went fine, for a while...around two a clock i forced one of those nasty chewing gums in my mouth...and around four a clock i had forgotten that the chewing gum was nasty and took another one...at six a clock i was ready to call it a day, my eyes actually got all teary and i ran home, like a horse going wild, i galloped all the way...
But I'm happy with this big step today, so far only 2 cigarettes..i think that calls for a celebration..I'm gonna make every day a joyride from now on..but..yes there is a but..if i smoke more than five cigarettes, the celebration is cancelled and i will have to punish myself with long hours of winter sports on television.

The Elks

Yesterday i was inside allot, because of the cold..let me tell you bout the cold...its damn cold that's what it is..any hoe, it was not inviting you to go outside, so i stayed inside..but often when one spend a great amount of time indoors, one gets restless..so after a while i decided to take a little walk. First i had to dress myself. Three pair of pants, two hats, five scarfs and eleven sweaters. I decided to take the park route to pay a visit to my friends..the elks. The elks are the guardians of the park. They are huge, brown and have horns, so they have taken the natural position of guarding the park..They stand there high up in the hills, watching down on the city, the people and possible on other elks in the woods somewhere.They don't have the authority though to take action, when a possible crime is taking place, they simply have to report to a human, cause the humans have the guns and..the elks doesn't use guns.. The sun was about to settle in when i after a long climb reached the door to the elk house and they looked a bit sleepy when i raised my hand and said..elks, i come in peace..what is that..i heard on of the elks whisper to another..has someone done it whit your niece..here it has to be added that elks normally don't hear that good..their ears are filled with thick hair..the sight, that's more their thing..The big alpha male muttered back to me..what do you want, my niece is not here and we are busy...this doesn't shake me off, because i know since old that elks are a bit grumpy but underneath all the facade, they are quiet nice and descent creatures..wait id just wanna talk to you a little bit, you see I've been indoors the hole day, I'm bored and i need some advice...here i might sound a bit desperate..but i was..the alpha male shakes his big horns and opens the gate to let me in....so kiddo..what kind of advice do you want..hmm..i answer, i was wondering..yes there is this thing that has been bothering me a bit...why hasn't anyone given me a job yet? hahahaa the elk laughs and laughs..and laughs..and I'm starting to think that he is gonna die on me..just like that...but then he stops and looks serious..you need to get a haircut he says..wait a minute i say..my hair is not that bad...but the elk doesn't answer..he just give me a long look before he kicks me out with his back legs and says goodnight kiddo, the sun is settling and that means crimes..so tatata!...damn you elks i think when i walk down the hill again....