The Elks

Yesterday i was inside allot, because of the cold..let me tell you bout the cold...its damn cold that's what it is..any hoe, it was not inviting you to go outside, so i stayed inside..but often when one spend a great amount of time indoors, one gets restless..so after a while i decided to take a little walk. First i had to dress myself. Three pair of pants, two hats, five scarfs and eleven sweaters. I decided to take the park route to pay a visit to my friends..the elks. The elks are the guardians of the park. They are huge, brown and have horns, so they have taken the natural position of guarding the park..They stand there high up in the hills, watching down on the city, the people and possible on other elks in the woods somewhere.They don't have the authority though to take action, when a possible crime is taking place, they simply have to report to a human, cause the humans have the guns and..the elks doesn't use guns.. The sun was about to settle in when i after a long climb reached the door to the elk house and they looked a bit sleepy when i raised my hand and said..elks, i come in peace..what is that..i heard on of the elks whisper to another..has someone done it whit your niece..here it has to be added that elks normally don't hear that good..their ears are filled with thick hair..the sight, that's more their thing..The big alpha male muttered back to me..what do you want, my niece is not here and we are busy...this doesn't shake me off, because i know since old that elks are a bit grumpy but underneath all the facade, they are quiet nice and descent creatures..wait id just wanna talk to you a little bit, you see I've been indoors the hole day, I'm bored and i need some advice...here i might sound a bit desperate..but i was..the alpha male shakes his big horns and opens the gate to let me in....so kiddo..what kind of advice do you want..hmm..i answer, i was wondering..yes there is this thing that has been bothering me a bit...why hasn't anyone given me a job yet? hahahaa the elk laughs and laughs..and laughs..and I'm starting to think that he is gonna die on me..just like that...but then he stops and looks serious..you need to get a haircut he says..wait a minute i say..my hair is not that bad...but the elk doesn't answer..he just give me a long look before he kicks me out with his back legs and says goodnight kiddo, the sun is settling and that means crimes..so tatata!...damn you elks i think when i walk down the hill again....